Scandalous Saffron’s Guide to Surviving Life (Barely) – Digital Coloring Book
$6.50
Feeling cute, dead inside, and mildly homicidal? Same.
This 50-page digital coloring book stars Scandalous Saffron, the sassiest goat to ever roll her eyes through a breakdown. Packed with painfully relatable quotes, chaotic accessories, and enough mood swings to ruin brunch, this is the adult coloring book for those barely holding it together—with style.
Perfect for stress relief, creative tantrums, or just avoiding your real problems.
Inside you'll get:
50 high-res pages in PDF format
Saffron in all her unfiltered glory: outfits, drama, accessories, and shade
A snarky blend of self-care and sarcasm to color your way back to sanity
Print it, gift it, or rage-color it. We don’t judge.