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Salty Snapps
⚡ CEO Chaos Coordinator


Scandalous Saffron
🐐 Social Media Sorceress


Squawk Skeeta
🎧 Director of Loud Opinions




Sulky Seth
🥱 Executive Vice President of Nope


Snarky Sullivan
🗯️Investigative Drama Analyst
Smug Spencer
🧠 Chief Judgement Officer
🦊 About Us (The Revolution Will Be Salty)
Salty as Fox started with one simple idea: the world takes itself way too seriously — and we’re here to fix that. What began as a sarcastic doodle during a caffeine-fueled rant has evolved into a full-blown movement of unapologetic self-expression, side-eye, and savage honesty.
💥 Meet the Chaos Crew:
Snapps, Saffron, Skeeta, Seth, Spencer, and Sullivan — a gang of gloriously snarky characters with zero time for fake smiles or polite silence. Each one was created to embody a piece of that rebellious spirit we all carry but don’t always say out loud. Together, they’re here to empower, entertain, and stir the pot… just enough to keep things interesting.
🔥 Our Vision:
To make snark a superpower. We’re here to celebrate authenticity, roast the ridiculous, and remind you that rebellion doesn’t have to be loud — sometimes it’s just a perfectly timed side-eye and a brutally honest sticker. Life’s too short to water yourself down. Stay bold. Stay salty. Stay unapologetically you.
Our Mission
We’re the antidote to cookie-cutter brands and toxic positivity. We believe in calling out the nonsense, laughing through the chaos, and owning every glorious, messy part of who you are. Through digital art, coloring books, sticker packs, planners, and merch, we turn everyday frustrations into something you can laugh at, vibe with, and proudly display.
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A snark-soaked, drama-fueled update from Sullivan himself. Each issue includes hot gossip from the crew, early access to new launches, exclusive freebies, and the occasional rant about humanity.