🦊 Salty Snapps “Don’t Be a Quitter” Hoodie (Invite-Only)

Bold. Bitter. Off-limits.

This is the hoodie that laughs in the face of toxic positivity. Salty Snapps isn’t here to tell you to “let it go” — he’s here to remind you to stay bitter, stay smug, and sip that tea like it’s gasoline.

The catch? You can’t buy it. Not with cash. Not with clicks. Not with cart.
This hoodie is invite-only, giveaway-only, perk-only.
A prize for the chosen. A taunt for everyone else.

So go ahead — stare at it, want it, dream about it.
But unless luck or loyalty puts you in Snapps’ inner circle, all you can do is envy it.

☕ Stay bitter. Stay salty. Stay locked out.