Meet the Crew

• Salty Snapps – Fox. Salty AF. Our mascot with a scowl and a spreadsheet.

• Sulky Seth – Narwhal. Sulks for sport. Allergic to mornings.

• Squawk Skeeta – Parrot. Loud, chaotic, and just started a podcast no one asked for.

• Scandalous Saffron – Goat. Glam Y2K energy. Dresses like revenge.

• Smug Spencer – Owl. Smug. Smarter than you. Won’t let you forget it.